dick wizz

a girl that know about ever guy and his dick

brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

jizz wizz

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm

"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

izz wizz

a nickname for izzy, issy, isabelle, issabella

izz wizz over here

by eli the elepant March 24, 2017

skizzy wizz

when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.

*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!

by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

Wizz Block

Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.

Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

double-wizz

the action of taking a piss at the same time as someone else preferably not in the same toilet or urinal

a:wow i gotta pee

b:me to

a:i called it first

b:no you didnt

a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking

by christophorus August 27, 2010

Test Wizz

That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.

Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test

Student: Stands up

Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz

by negronos December 23, 2011