brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.
by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017
Get the dick wizzmug. 1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
Get the jizz wizzmug. by eli the elepant March 24, 2017
Get the izz wizzmug. Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.
by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016
Get the Wizz Blockmug. when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
by Martin Payne February 3, 2008
Get the skizzy wizzmug. the action of taking a piss at the same time as someone else preferably not in the same toilet or urinal
a:wow i gotta pee
b:me to
a:i called it first
b:no you didnt
a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking
b:me to
a:i called it first
b:no you didnt
a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking
by christophorus August 27, 2010
Get the double-wizzmug. by Lg123:) December 24, 2022
Get the G wizzmug.