dual wielding

masturbation for a man with two penises

He's dual wielding those pistols again.

by varmitmtu November 10, 2008

Dual Wielding

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.

Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.

by Dadz May 7, 2012

wizerdz

A wizard who focuses mainly on the casting of aural spells including but not limited to, electro or dance rock music.

That wizerdz band sure does kick ass.

by Wizerdz November 13, 2010

Vagina wielder

One who possesses a vagina

“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder “

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021

Cock wielder

Someone who possesses a cock

“Let’s have a sausage party fellow cock wielders”

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021

dual wielding

Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).

After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.

by Doity Hairy August 17, 2008

wielder-of-the-quill

Otherwise known as WotQ. Synonym for GOD, or for the non-believers, L. Ron Hubbard.

I swear to wielder-of-the-quill, if you don't stop killing the rabbis, the Jews will kill Jesus again!

If you want to be saved, pray to God. If you want to be God, pray to WotQ.

by chuxDLX March 1, 2008