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Willemstan 

A small government formed by inside jokes between 3 friends and has evolved into a full blown cult and has successfully collected taxes, and created multiple fake identities to be used at their own disposal. All of the military officials and acronyms for government services form innapporpiate, vulgar, or stupid words. This country was originally founded at a middle school on a chromebook. Their principles combine the worst parts of communist, capitalist, and socialist ideals.

Acronyms:

WE-PP, the Willemstan Extremist Peoples’ Party
COC, Center of Commands and Operations (a dos prompt app)
WENIS, Willemstan Entertainment, News, and Informational Services, a pirate radio station
DIX, Direct Instructions Extension, a file extension for Willemstan DOS apps
And the non innapropiate ones: the Willemstan Depertment of Edupropaganda, and the Willemstan Industrial Union

Willemstan has made and distributed its own mix tapes, for $2.50

Willemstan has a 40 rank ranking system, a constitutuiln, a discord, a google classroom, and a lot of other exploited free internet services

Founded in Williamston, Michigan, in December 2017.
GLORY TO WILLEMSTAN
Willemstan by Kewlree October 22, 2018
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willeumy 

uncool person
hey that guy is such a willeumy
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Willem dafoe 

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Willemphobia 

Willemphobia, the fear of the absolute unit that is willem, 99% is confirmed to have Willemphobia purely because he exists
"I have willemphobia"

"Same bro I cower in my boots every time I hear the word willem"

strong willed 

never giving up and never wanting to less someone prove you wrong.
one of the sweetest, prettiest girls you'll ever meet. also, very rare, find one and you'll love her
i met willena today.

Mekenna Willey

Very very very good,nice, and hot person. Also is parents favorite child
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