Bitchered

To make someone shit their pants or scare them

"They bitchered me!!" "What-" "I SHIT MY PANTS"

by PUPPET THE BITCH March 15, 2021

wilchersed

something that is high, in both terms.

i went hunting, and i got wilchersed.
and...
wow that guy is really wichersed!

by Golden Guard June 30, 2021

Scientific Witchery

Explainable Black Magic Fuckery

Bob: Dude, do you know that Cat urine glows under a black light ?
Lob: Are you serious? What kind of Scientific Witchery is that!

by hangohan February 20, 2020

Withered

A word used by Brits to describe a very skinny person.

Mate, you're withered you!

by RaGeeX March 3, 2015

Toss a coin to your Witcher

Updated 2020 version of jog on or go away inspired by the hit Netflix series.

If you don't like what you see, you can toss a coin to your Witcher buddy

by TheMightyBooth January 5, 2020

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Witched

When someone uses their powers of witchcraft or other general witchery against another person.

That skank just witched me on minesweeper flags!

by PLagg January 31, 2005