Willem Powerfish

Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.

fuck did you see Willem Powerfish 3 meter flatty it was a dog of a cunt

by get the dogs August 27, 2019

The Wipe of Faith

The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.

Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.

"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"

by Andy Pineapple January 13, 2007

Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping

Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm

by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020

wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

Willem Dafoe

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

by Healthy guy enthusiast November 25, 2020

Bread Wipe

When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.

Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.

I had runny shits yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.

by SunShizzle June 1, 2011