Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"
Definiton 3
"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"