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Wino Hat 

A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.

B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.

C: An everyday wearable colander.

No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1

Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"

Definition 2

Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"

Definiton 3

"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
Wino Hat by loginabox22 October 26, 2012

wino pudding 

Vomit usually from drinking to much.
I drank way too much and blew wino pudding all over my car.
wino pudding by Lander Drewson November 13, 2003

wino lunch box 

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.

Wino (Getting Wino) 

"Yo G-money lets get Wino (Getting Wino) up in this Beezy"

Wino originates from Santa Cruz County and was created by Jimmy Palafox

Wino's crew 

Wannabe bikers that love to suck black dick
Those wino's crew dudes are fags
Wino's crew by Junk21 January 7, 2017

Wino (Getting Wino) 

"Yo G-Money you tryna get Wino (Getting Wino) up in this beezy"

(Getting wino originates from Santa Cruz County and is a word created by Jimmy Palafox)
Wino (Getting Wino) by Jimmy831 April 13, 2018