dirty winnipeg

When someone shits on the base of your balls.

My girlfriend gave me a great dirty Winnipeg after the hockey game .

by Niagra balls December 7, 2015

WinNuke

Script Kiddie program that sends multiple packets to port 139 on a person's machine, causing it to crash.

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by Nick Webster October 28, 2003

Winnipeg

Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.

We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.

by brandonmb April 23, 2005

Winnipeg

hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

winnipeg

Capital city of Manitoba, Canada.

Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens.

Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius

Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina.
Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft.

Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig

Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.

Come to Winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a Slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the Red River and run to safety from the West Nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can Regina be any worse?

by benormous May 3, 2006

winnipeg

Pretty big city in Manitoba, Canada. It gets unbelievably hot in the summer (yes, hot in Canada!) and deathly cold in the winter. Lots of rivers, and the cops find bodies in them alot. I can see why they named one the Red River... LOL. People can just tell when you're not from there, but thats not necessarily a bad thing. A very diverse city. It doesn't get the credit it deserves.

"Winnipeg; Where the strong survive and the rest leave town." - Chris Walter

by *Bee* September 4, 2008

Winnipeg

The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!

by Burkus December 21, 2008