Bones Willis

a. The act of becoming intoxicated through the consumption of drugs or Alcohol.

b. Expressing satisfaction or happiness.

a. Dude, I got fucking Bones Willis last night.

b. I went to go see that show last night, it was Bones Willis.

by Bones Willis August 28, 2009

Willis McGuillicutty

An alcoholic drink made by mixing 1/2 a glass of Orange Fanta and 1/2 a glass of Captain Morgan.

Whoa dude! You got fucked up off that Willis McGuillicutty last night!

by heavy_d_strip June 18, 2010

Willisiest

The ultimate peak of Bruce Willis doing his Bruce Willis thing, with non stop quips and excessive violence, in which our boy Bruce makes a face like a monkey every time he shoots a gun.

Have you seen "The Last Boy Scout?" Man, that is Bruce at his Willisiest!

by Todd Griffin February 3, 2007

Jasmine Willis

This is usually an extremely swaggy. They are not the usual type of person you will meet. They may say 'yeet' a lot and may do strange symbols with her hands. This is a very weird person. Even though this person is usually weird, they are extremely swag. Thank you for listening to my presentation.

Person 1 : OMG it's Jasmine Willis
Person 2 : RUN

by jasmine.swag.B) January 28, 2019

bruce willis

Bruce willis can single handidly take out 21 russian mercinaire,s with no shoes on!

graham: oi steve put some shoes on and change your burgandy trousers.

Everyone: laughs.

steve: carfull ill pull of a bruce willis.

by rodam July 11, 2006

bruce willis

The coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness.

Also used for threatning.

Imma pull a Bruce Willis on yo' fat ass!!!!

by Aaron Olson January 6, 2009

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004