what happens to your d*ck right after your boner goes flaccid. Not hard but not any smaller than it would be hard.
Bro... i was talking to my girlfriend and she started talking about her mom and it gave me the Big Wiggly.
by jellybelly2285 May 30, 2018

Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.
James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!
Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!
James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!
Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?
James: Ask your boyfriend
Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.
Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?
Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!
Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!
Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!
James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!
Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?
James: Ask your boyfriend
Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.
Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?
Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!
Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!
by ogmudbonethugs December 19, 2013

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
by snakes# December 28, 2020

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again
by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017

I was making my man a dope ass sandwich, when I pulled the wiggly meat out from the fridge. Damb cat heard the package and started meowing up a crazy storm for some sandwich meat. I made him dance for his wiggly meat.
by LeannaTheMadHatter February 11, 2021

For example; Wow it looks like that guy was possessed by the wiggly monster!
He totally wigglyed on the d-floor last nite
Did you see that you tube clip of the guy dancing like the wiggly monster?
He totally wigglyed on the d-floor last nite
Did you see that you tube clip of the guy dancing like the wiggly monster?
by Wiglette January 4, 2010

A much stronger phrase/word than baby or my love, used to describe a person that is making the life you live a dream and you are madly in love with and cannot live another day without their presence. Therefore making He/She a Wiggly Wiggle.
I am soo blessed to have a Wiggly Wiggle like you in my life that i literally cant complain about anything because i have an incredible person like you living and making every day a highly pleasurable day .
by dr. Wiggle meaw June 4, 2021
