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wifeopath 

A woman who has transformed from the sweet, lovely, kind, understanding person the husband thought she was on the wedding day, to a cold, calculating, heartless, selfish harpie after a long or short period of marriage.

A latent female psychopath, that is only discovered to be one after a a period of marriage.
Helmut: What happened last night? You left in a hurry.
Didier: Sorry 'bout that. The wife had had a bottle of wine before we came out, and decided that 10.50 on a Friday night was a perfect time to tell me, completely out of the blue, that she she was not happy, and wants to live on her own.
Helmut: Thats rough.
Didier: Yes it is. When we got home, she shouted at me for half an hour because the barmaid was female, and threw a lightbulb at my head.
Helmut: She sounds like a wifeopath!
wifeopath by hubopath May 15, 2006
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wifebeater 

a sleeveless t-shirt also known as a muscle T, a guinea T or aa singlet.
Kieran McWha and Donnie Whyte, wifebeaters.
wifebeater by vgrjgivf April 28, 2011

Wifematerial 

Someone who can fuck one drughead acid german with his six mates around him in a tippi
Just if you could fuck one of the drughead acid germans with his six mates around him in a tippi. Thats someone to marry #wifematerial
Wifematerial by wifey_inger March 15, 2022

Wifebeater 

Actor Johnny Depp! He lost a libel lawsuit against "The Sun" in the UK so we can officially call him a "wifebeater"
High Court Justice Andrew Nicol ruled that allegations against Depp, made in April 2018 article, were “substantially true” so Depp is a wifebeater.

Text examples wifebeater directed at his ex wife (Amber Heard);
JD: "Let's burn Amber!!!"
PB:"I'm not sure we should burn Amber. She is delightful company and pleasing on the eye. We could of course do the English course of action and perform a drowning test. Thoughts? You have a swimming pool."
JD: "Let's drown her before we burn her!!! I will f*** her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead."
PB: "My thoughts entirely! Lets be CERTAIN before we pronounce her a witch."

JD: I, of course, pounded and displayed ugly colours to Amber on a recent journey. I am an insane person. And not so fair-headed after too much of the drink. Weed, pills, fine. Booze? My capacity is too large and won't stop. Ugly and sad. Oh, how I love it."

The wifebeater used the following phrases about his ex wife, "C*nt, "worthless hooker", "You Dont Exist", "I F*uking Hate you", "waste of a cum guzzler," "pointless dangling overused flappy fish market" , ect.

wifebeater

A sleeveless white T-shirt worn by a woman "to beat the wife for sexiness".

(Not the original TV cop show association, but the current style connection. )
Lookit, Joe's side piece is upping her game with a braless wifebeater and CFM heels.
wifebeater by Valida November 21, 2025