Joshua Whitehead

Lightskin who is packing a huge amount

even though he is short. Very funny

Have you seen Joshua Whitehead he is the funniest guy I know.

by We love u josh June 2, 2023

whitetard

a term used in anger toward a person of caucasian descent that acts in a very stupid manner; a mash-up of white and retard

My whitetard roommate puked in a crockpot and left it in the living room for two whole days.

by Mary Jo Wanna August 1, 2008

Whiteboard

The act of grabbing the sides of a mans penis and pulling to create a flat surface that you can write on.

#1:why's your dick red?
#2:I just got a Whiteboard.

by Grass Man of the Ocean January 7, 2012

Whiteboarding

Using a woman as a whiteboard with erasable markers. Most often an expression of affection or noting particular talents that endear.

The wife looks good Whiteboarding "facial cum slut" after I unloaded on her face I just had to do some writing,you should see the pictures

3 hole certified, cum dump, facial cum slut, throated, facial angel, cum face

wife girl woman slut

by Whiteboarder January 7, 2012

Jackie Whitehead

gullible beyond all belief, one who believes that there is a "weedman", someone who will be pranked for an hour about a guy who has no thumb and a smiley face, and then be pissed when she finds out that it was a prank call.

That girl pulled a Jackie Whitehead. That's really horrible.

by weedman9465 August 27, 2008

Michael Whitehead

(n.) TO describe michael whitehead, is to list all words reminiscent of him. such as:
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1. PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2. treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3. be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4. come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5. break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6. be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7. be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ; he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.

little girl: Hey Mommy, it's michael whitehead!
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:

by Jamie Flinte August 24, 2008

whiteboarding

The act of bringing a whiteboard along to public places to attract unneeded attention, best when used on Sunday Funday.

You can order drinks, communicate with people across the street, interrupt lunch dates, make people feel awkward... the possibilities are endless.

Hey dude, let's go whiteboarding today and chill on the patio in uptown with a few beers

by transientfoible May 10, 2011