White Noise

When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.

“This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”

by Iknostuff February 8, 2020

White Noise

2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.

"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."

by Archomp October 10, 2020

white noise

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.

Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*

by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020

White noise

A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.

Prof. X is such a white noise.

by illi-noise March 18, 2021

White noise

Eminem

Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*

by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023

White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.

What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

White Girl Noise

The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.

Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah

Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.

by RectumViolator April 16, 2014