What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

What Do

A popular way of saying "What to do" or "What should I do" on the image board 4chan. Normally included with a picture.

I walk into my room and see this, what do?

by Desertman123 February 16, 2010

What da dog doin

When the dog has done something rather mundane and forces a annoyed reaction from the common folk.

*dog does something silly*
Person: “What da dog doin?”

by ThiccNigga26 June 30, 2021

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

A phrase to describe that things that don't kill you such as
Words, Idiotic Jokes, Hurtful Phrases, Bullies,
Idiots from the Internet

which can hurt someone inside but dont actually kill them

Makes you feel a stronger person inside because you learn to ignore them and move on with your life.

"You're an idiot..."

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

"Oh"

by StokeOnTrent December 13, 2012

What do-o?

Shortened version of "What are you doing?"

When you answer the phone it saves time to cut to the chase and just ask "What do-o?"

by CTOndracek December 1, 2010

What Da fuck

Slang for " What the Fuck " Usually used in text to save time

What the Fuck is also the meaning for "What the Hell?" Or "Whats happening?"

Text: Hi, I've heard some sound but WHAT DA FUCK IS HAPPENING?

by WolvemaniaWRITES November 18, 2016

What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009