wealth care

The super wealthy paying to put "their candidate" into office for the sole purpose of making sure that the wealthy remain wealthy, at the expense of all other classes of citizens

Damn dude, did you hear the Presidents new budget proposal. It cuts 54 Billion from social service and infrastructure items and gives it to the military....
That's "Wealth Care" for ya!!

by PhxSid March 24, 2017

dependently wealthy

someone who lives like they are rich while simultaneously mooching off of someone else.

"Did you see Dave's new car? Yeah, but how did he afford it without a job? He still lives with his folks, so he's dependently wealthy."

or

"Brian threw a fantastic party last night at his brother's beach house, with money he borrowed from his girlfriend...Man, he sure is dependently wealthy!"

by Nuggets McGee February 5, 2009

share the wealth

Used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. Normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort

"Those chips look nice - share the wealth!"
"Good one"
"No really - share the wealth NOW!"

by tiddlywinkle March 27, 2005

wealther

The smartest member of the group with his or her money.

He's the wealther in that crew

by MasonQ February 6, 2017

Wellphone

The phone that should be treated as your significant other I.E.: Don’t be harsh to it, don’t overuse it, don’t get angry with it, treat it respectfully, don’t lose it, and occasionally buy it a new outfit (case)

John, how is the new wellphone treating you?
Ya, actully I got in a fight with it this morning because it wouldn’t let update an app, but we good now

by Junxie Biggs January 19, 2020

wealth surfer

Young adults or teens who are obsessed with “Ultra High Net Worth Individual” kids and want to live their lifestyles.

Oh look, Michael is a wealth surfer, he’s been at Josh’s 12 million lake house all summer. He stopped seeing Joseph who only had a 5 million lake house when he met Josh.

by Dow30000 September 19, 2020

Wellshaming

The act of wishing another good tidings, knowing they are going through a rough time and you have no interest in lending support

"Sergie, I sure hope our little Bradley is getting the help he needs"
"Now, now Hanna, we mustn't stoop to wellshaming. He's going to be a big star one day"
"Ha ha ha ha ha, huzzah!"

by DiamondDouche September 24, 2023