butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 8, 2003

dog welder

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!

Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!

by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005

welder's dozen

Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.

I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.

by steve even October 22, 2013

welder

A no count, knee pad wearing, child support dodgin truck trashing barroom bully who can't pass a f****** test to be An inspector☆☆☆

hell no I ain't a welder I don't suck dick or play with Barbies either

by Silver dollar March 14, 2015

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

Welder

Slang for a Juul, a Juul Pod is called an electrode. It is commonly used by high schoolers in the school bathrooms

Sophomore 1: Yo did you bring your welder today

Sophomore 2: Yeah but I need a new electrode
Sophomore 1: I got you bro, meet me in the bathroom at lunch

by Im leany May 14, 2019

wellderly

Older people, typically retired, who are both fit and healthy. Used by the British parliamentarian Harriet Harman and disliked by some as political jargon that has become associated with raising the age at which retirement benefit may be taken.

From the Indpendent Newspaper:
Introducing the wellderly
Growing numbers of the over-65s want to keep working, volunteer or go on gap years
Antonym frelderly.

by Johnny Germane November 29, 2012