rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016

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sales weasel

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004

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An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."

Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.

Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.

Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.

by MorningX July 26, 2009

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weasel dust

cocaine, coke, blow, powder, butter

Are you still doing the weasel dust?

by Allen Miami June 27, 2007

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Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

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