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Weasel

90s Brooklyn slang for gun.
refer to the song Da King & I -Krack Da Weazel Weasel
by spr1000 October 21, 2011
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weasel

male penis, usually used in a derogatory manner.
That fucker had the smallest weasel I ever saw in my life, and it was shaved too..
by Cinna January 5, 2005
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weasel

1. A person who gets paid to sit on their ass by taxpayers by claiming to be "disabled". 2. A person who is spoon-fed and selfish. 3. A sneaky person who does not contribute anything to society. 4. A person who makes a living suing people.
My next door neighbor Mike Taylor is a weasel. Mike Taylor is a worthless piece of shit, therefore he is a weasel.
Mike Taylor sues a garbage company for causing a fence to collapse when the garbage man drives through the alley to collect the garbage for $3,000 for a 15-year old fence that is worth $100. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.

Mike Taylor does not care about working, he feels that he is the only one that should be paid to sit on their ass.
He feels that other people should be working and supporting him. Therefore, Mike Taylor is a weasel.
by Omar Hacallar May 10, 2004
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Weasel

1. (Man one) Did you see that weasel.
(Man two) A weasel! Where! I'm alergic!
2. EVERYONE LOVES RON.
by Seymour the Ham Steamer June 12, 2018
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The weasels

A very serious disease in which you get infested with weasels.
"I hear that Darby got the weasels yesterday..."
"Atleast its not Herpes!
by kaykaykaykaykaykay January 15, 2011
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The weasels

A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.
Shit Timmy, don't fuck with him. I heard he's in tight with the weasels
by Doomboon October 22, 2013
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Weasel

Someone who goes behind your back to tell on you or snitch.
That weasel, Jimmy went behind our backs.
by AshKetchep February 2, 2022
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