Watermelon

A code-word used to be racist to black people, especially in South-East Queensland, Australia.

"Dude that fuckin' watermelon stole my bike I swear to God" See Nigger

by Steveyjew February 09, 2010

Watermeloning

After unprotected sex and the women pulls up her knickers and continues her day while the man semen slowing drips out.

Zoë....."Pauline have you got a spare pair of knickers on you"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"

by Watermelon1987 June 01, 2017

watermelon

a fruit that may give men the same results as Viagra.

Hey honey, you are all out of refills on your Viagra. Eat some watermelon!

by day_dream_elaina July 05, 2008

Watermelon

A 1st grade sex-toy for the lonely, also makes a surprisingly nice desert.

Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.

by Makolal July 16, 2009

Watermelon

In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.

"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"

"dude she is so sick!"

" I know, right?"

by Herbie Mcfish April 29, 2009

watermelon

A communist who try's to underhandedly impose/insert their communist ideology by wrapping it up in environmentalism.

Greta Thunberg is a watermelon. The founder of Extinction Rebellion is a water melon.

by Trothunter June 20, 2020

Watermelon

A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).

- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.

by Christmasy June 25, 2021