Chinese waterfountain

When a girls suckin yo dick and as you are about to climax you upper cut her jaw. this causes her to bite off your penis and enjoy the fountain of blood and seamen

Me and that bitch just chinese waterfountained

by J.P is my main OG May 23, 2016

Gumball Waterson

hot ass blue animated cat 😍😍

damn is that gumball waterson?

yes, hes so hot right?

by f4irycat November 25, 2021

watertown ny

a place that has it’s ups and downs, but is a nice place to live if you make it that way and live on the good sides of town where there isn’t meth heads. the high school is exceptional opportunity wise and has great teachers. it also has an amazing music program and good sports programs. however, the kids are ungrateful little shits who ruin the school by acting like ghetto assholes and then blame it on the school itself.

“god i fucking hate watertown ny and this school”
“why? we have one of the best schools around”
“i just do cuz i’m a dumbass and don’t really have a reason”

by buns1223 October 13, 2019

Watermonkey

Insult made by neckbeard nice guys when they try to insult alpha males. Used like sandmonkey only for the superior race

Neck beard john: Whomst've this watermonkey, i'll let him know i watch rick and morty

by Kajkage February 27, 2018

Watertown bitch

A weak excuse of a man that uses racism to try to win an argument rather than a cohesive and logical defense.

Using racism won’t win an argument man, don’t be a Watertown bitch.

by BigBlackBock September 21, 2019

waterjogged

The wet through state of a jogger after they have just been out for a gentle run and the heaven's opened on them.

A stone heavier now as water collects in every item of clothing, slops around in the shoes and streams off the matted hair (for those who have hair). Knees and legs stung by the pellets of rain are soothed by the steady trickle of water draining from the shorts and shirt.

Coming home waterjogged after a 5k, I was wrapped in the dry humour of my running buddies who opted not to run.

by Johnny Doyle October 1, 2020

Waterson

Used to describe a person who has bad odor. Can be used as a replacement for ‘stink’, ‘smelly’, etc.

Gentleman 1: Dude you fucking waterson

Gentleman 2: What the fuck are you talking about? What the hell does Waterson mean?
Gentleman 1: It means you fucking reek, bro. Take a goddamn shower.

by MichDeSantium July 10, 2023