self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008

Waterpark

When shes a squirter and she soaks you during sex

Man she took me to the waterpark

by Reapmc25 November 15, 2018

waterham

The female genitalia, aka vagina. Unlike the waterturkey, you actually want to be in the waterham.

Ex 1: Earl(OFWGKTA): "Fuckin' Waterham, Hodgy's ass eat skills help eat all the Jam." - Swag me out

by brantleyseifers October 14, 2011

waterhead

someone who lacks common sense and intelligence

otler

Otler lacks common sense so Makanuchi Kim called him a waterhead.

The waterhead came into ventrilo and did not say a word.

by WooWoo Brothers May 1, 2006

academic waterboarding

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.

He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.

by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009

Polish Waterhorse

A sexual reference used to mess with annoying high school girls.

Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

by YouWishYouWereATrojan December 26, 2010

waterhead

a retard, or someone being retarded

Look at the short bus full of waterheads

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003