The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.
by MasterOnion December 13, 2009
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by dj the man June 11, 2006
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Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.
by Granuppie April 27, 2009
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by Granuppie April 21, 2009
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Look at that wasterock chilin' by the wall by himself.
Shut up, you wasterock.
Look at that wasterock chilin' by the wall by himself.
Shut up, you wasterock.
by wasterock101 November 3, 2010
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The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...
by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004
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