Warrant Walk-In douchebag 

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

Warrant Walk-In douchebag by subway572572 June 12, 2023

alabama search warrant 

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"

The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.

alabama search warrant by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018

warrant roundup 

The act of police riding around in a patty wagon collecting multiple warrants in one run.

Ex: Man, can I stay at your house? I heard they were doing a warrant roundup today and I know they have my address on file.

warrant roundup by andrew972 February 11, 2008

Buzz Bomb Warranty 

Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE
Function: noun

The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger.

"When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"

Buzz Bomb Warranty by buzzbombkirk September 26, 2005

car warranty 

A false sense of security.

When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.

Customer: "...but it should be covered under warranty. The car warranty states it can be repaired at any Taicola Dealership."
Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate."
Customer: "You're full of shit."

car warranty by Michael Valentine March 28, 2006

warrant to kill

when you're a born killer

Man 1: See Jerry Over there? He has a warrant to kill.

warrant to kill by baggiesmills June 14, 2016

Death Warrant 

The act of punching someone in the chest and back with your fists simultaneously.

Coined by D Mellum circa 1998

You mess with my friends and I’m gonna serve you up a death warrant

Death Warrant by Lupusthunder April 13, 2022