Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

by Auld simp May 25, 2013

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina September 2, 2005

Mr.Wardrobe

a guy who hides in the wardrobe, while people are making sweet love...

Girl: I feel like someone is watching us

Guy: its ok babe theres nobody here, but me, you and mr.wardrobe

by Mr.Geko August 20, 2010

Stuck in wardrobe

Phenomenon that occurs when you can't decide what to wear.

Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.

by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

Coming out of the wardrobe

A time in one's life when he/she realizes and accepts that magic, Santa Claus, and any other fairytale-like belief is untrue. (A play on the phrase 'coming out of the closet', 'wardrobe' being a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia series.)

My son is finally coming out of the wardrobe, so so I don't have to give the little bastard any money for losing his teeth anymore.

by Sarykos January 4, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A wardrobe malfuntion in my personal opinion is what all the rich city whores these days suffer from. who wears that stuff, really??

"Hey lets show our tits and maybe, just maybe someone will notice that we wanna be prostitutes!"

by LINZ July 30, 2004