(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
by Paddy B May 20, 2008
Get the Warpy mug.1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.
2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.
2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
by Tino January 29, 2006
Get the wanky cry mug.An adjective used to describe someone who appears vague or delirious. This may be through sleep deprivation, drug use, boredom or an innate, genetic wappiness.
Person 1: What the hell's wrong with that girl? She just garbled some nonsense then walked into a tree.
Person 2: Oh, Helen? She's a bit wappy this morning after staying up all night watching Spongebob and eating mini cheddars with James.
Person 2: Oh, Helen? She's a bit wappy this morning after staying up all night watching Spongebob and eating mini cheddars with James.
by heckzecutive December 7, 2012
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by R.B. September 7, 2004
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Get the Shanky wanky mug.A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.
by Dav3 July 26, 2006
Get the Wanky Doodle Dandy mug.Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.
Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry
by The Lo-Brary December 16, 2008
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