Wankifier

Someone who makes people want to wank at them just by looking at them. Often hot girls.

TOM: Look at that girl over there.
ALEX:Yeah she's such a wankifier.
TOM: Ikr.

by Bokoyo December 5, 2016

Wankfield

When you walk into a group of guys masturbating and have to traverse across the room

I tried to get my phone from Randy's room, it was a wankfield in there

by W M Burger April 19, 2018

gankified

When a person becomes the biofilm created from the semen they swallow.

Bitch go take a shower...you gankified!

by Slapjappy2 September 9, 2020

Wankiffery

1. Corporate event hosts acknowledging dignitaries that require recognition, validation or appreciation with an imagined care factor and no emotional substance i.e. ticking boxes or meeting criteria to adhere to formalities (that know one actually cares about)
2. Practicing etiquette to create a perceived sense importance
3. Making someone or something feel important when you give zero fucks e.g. Blowing smoke up a person’s bottom
4. Synonym: bullshit, rigmarole, waffle on, carry on, dribble

“What a load of wankiffery!”
“The presentation commenced with the usual wankiffery.”
“I overheard her wankiffery with one of our clients/customers.”

by Gramberly October 7, 2020

Bankified

To be told on or ratted out

The owners knew who I was by name and face, I was bankified.

by MsJayzee June 23, 2022