paint your walls

The process of ejaculation inside your partner while having unprotected sex.

She wanted anal sex so I said I'm going to paint your walls.

by Issey5758 October 23, 2017

walrusing it

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

Wallist

Free billing system for invoices and estimates used by contractors or anyone in home services

Hey Mike, I used wallist.com for my billing system to invoice customers

by wallist June 9, 2023

up the walls

It means that you are extremely busy and stressed with work.

I'm am up the walls at work/with work

by meltedkiwi November 18, 2011

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

The Walrus Theory

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.

Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012

stream walls

When someone tells you to stream an AMAZING album :)

Which you should!!

stream walls for clear skin

by louis_is_king September 4, 2020