wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

wilford brimley by Eric July 31, 2003

Georgina wilford

a girl i went out with for a while that takes life way 2 seriouse and needs to get over her ex-boyfreinds better cus it didnt half annoy me. get over it god damn u

"will u go out wit me again?"
"no"
next day
"will u go out with me again?"
"no"

Georgina wilford by jim bob charley March 28, 2004

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

wilford brimley by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

wilford brimley by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

Watford 

When the head is so bad you have to make her stop.

Man the other night this chick totally made me pull a Watford.

Watford by GaDamnBoi November 13, 2016

wilford brimley

When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.

I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.

wilford brimley by Interns August 6, 2003

Wolford 

A male skater who with blonde hair looks like Kurt Cobain

That Wolford was HOT!

Wolford by LustGirl November 7, 2005