walter white virus

When your computer just randomly fucks itself after searching up anything related to Walter White from hit television show Breaking Bad.

"Last time I searched up Walter White, my computer monitor broke."
"You must have got the walter white virus."

by ballslover32 April 10, 2022

Suicide Walker

A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.

Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.

by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by Scarquess December 1, 2022

Wader

A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!

Wader done messed around and stole all the bitches hearts!!

by breadbite November 29, 2020

going Walden

A sweeping intentional decision to let go of all that constitutes excess baggage.

In the tradition of Henry David Thoreau, we have decided we are going Walden, as a cultural and political statement; we even got ourselves a totally cool tiny home!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

Blair Waldorf

a feminist role model that teaches girls to never give up on their dreams and to keep fighting for them no matter what because if you have the right mindset you will achieve them

"I wish I was like Blair Waldorf"

by layla27 February 23, 2015

Waldeinsamkeit

German word that means the feeling of being alone in the woods.

Can be described as wonderful, poetic, peaceful, calm, relaxed, at one with the universe, infinite, free, loving, meditative.

Whenever I go camping, I feel waldeinsamkeit. I enjoy the feeling of being engulfed by nature, and stargazing, unlike other people who enjoy sitting inside and staring at their boob-toob all day.

by Waldeinsamkeit June 18, 2011