Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express

"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "

by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018

two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

A Waitress Farewell

When a waitress or waiter at an eating establishment (like an IHOP or Waffle House or Applebees) says goodbye to a customer..and tells them to come back soon aware (or unaware) of the fact that customer may never come back or at the very least probably won't come back soon. Ever.

"come back and see us soon sweetie!"
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.

by BruceSpringssteam July 7, 2009

irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.

Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night

by Blinksta May 24, 2018

Banff Waitress

Someone who has to pee before continuing with a job.

Before we continue, I have to be a Banff Waitress.

Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."

by Canuck words June 19, 2012

Pre-Waitress

The person who gives the food to a waitress

That pre-waitress had some nice tits

by Reckz Izzzzle March 2, 2014