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Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.
Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!
by Amo 83 November 11, 2021
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I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express
"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "
by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018
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two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)
Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>
by Eugene206 October 13, 2006
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A Waitress Farewell

When a waitress or waiter at an eating establishment (like an IHOP or Waffle House or Applebees) says goodbye to a customer..and tells them to come back soon aware (or unaware) of the fact that customer may never come back or at the very least probably won't come back soon. Ever.
"come back and see us soon sweetie!"
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.
by BruceSpringssteam July 7, 2009
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Creampie waitress

A female who takes cum all day during her shift to come and watch daddy get on his knee and be a good boy and tongue fuck his wife's tight cum filled pussy while watching it drip on his face.

"Wifey" tells the daddy that he better eat all his dinner n be a good boy cuz momma is tired and not cooking tonight...
Creampie waitress works all day to bring home dinner daily piping hot... Daddy ordered his wife to come home cum filled, so like a good wifey she got filled up so daddy could be satisfied 💞
by James'SexyCougarSheri June 19, 2022
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Banff Waitress

Someone who has to pee before continuing with a job.
Before we continue, I have to be a Banff Waitress.

Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."
by Canuck words June 19, 2012
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Hot Waitress Economic Index

Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.

The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.

You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
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