Westmont Waste

When a Westmont guy and a Westmont girl hang out all the time over the course of a month, semester, or even a year, and everyone knows that they like each other, but nothing ever happens because, well, it's Westmont.

A: I see Sarah and Jimmy hanging out all the time... are they a couple or something?
B: Nah man, it's just another Westmont Waste

A: Wasn't Emily your Westmont Wow freshman year?
B: Psh! More like Westmont Waste!

by westmonster June 30, 2011

Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.

After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.

by liveMike May 18, 2013

Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".

"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."

by IBTAL September 21, 2019

waste of oxygen

Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,

"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."

by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005

Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.

...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....

by kingheathen September 22, 2020

waistband tuck

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.

On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.

by L-DubV June 20, 2008