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One of the smartest, most handsome boys you will ever meet. When he walks through a door, everyone's eyes and hearts go immediately in his direction. Waylon will have you in tears laughing at the funny things he says and does. A real pleasure to be around any time of the day. He will take you down if you mess with his family but has a heart of gold. There's just something about those big blue eyes that you just can't get enough of. A lover of animals. One day you'll see this guy on a big music stage. If you ever meet a Waylon, you'll never forget him.
my boyfriend is great he is such a waylynn
waylynn by aloysiusBandit February 28, 2018
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The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
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A girl who is usually prettier on the inside than the outside but is too afraid of being judged to show it. She loves animals and is only herself around those she trusts the most. Sometimes that isn't even her "friends" at school. She has a god given gift for almost everything she puts her heart into. She is very religious and says her prayers every night even when others say it isn't cool. Most of all this girl will always be shot down by her friends but will get back up until she finally makes a comeback and rules the world.
Waylyn is very smart.
waylyn by Wierdo101 February 7, 2015
Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.
Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"

Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"
Wailing by TheJanitorialBatman April 30, 2012

Wailing Blog 

noun
a web log that is owned by a Jew woman who works at a private girls' high school as a JET English teacher in Okayama, Japan, and in which she kept a diary of her insulting comments about schoolgirls and people around her because she felt that she was hated by them. As a result, she has planted not only anti-Semitism but also xenophobia in the minds of quite a few innocent schoolgirls. It now displays only “?” in its title bar, but keep wailing over her persecution complex and narcissism.
Hey, Jew, you must put an apology on your Wailing Blog.
Wailing Blog by Amamo-chan December 28, 2005

wailing wall 

an object of worship amoung the modern jews. It consists of a pile of rocks that date from the Roman era. "In fact, that particular location that the Jewish authorities have accepted represents the Western Wall of an early Roman fortress (finally built and enlarged by Herod the Great). King Herod called it Fort Antonia, after the famous Mark Anthony who lived at the end of the first century before Christ"
source Associates for Scriptural Knowledge -
Jews will start World War IV over the false wailing wall.
wailing wall by Isaiah2 January 19, 2008

wailing will 

I kid who screams his ass off while being buttfucked.
stop screaming you wailing will your parents will find us.
wailing will by magaooofed August 15, 2018