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Goofy Granny Wagon

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The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.
Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!
by Lumpbag August 16, 2009
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"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.
by RCampz November 9, 2009
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rape wagon

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a term that usually describes a creepy looking, or rusted out old van. sometimes called a rapist van.
"hey guys, you see that rusty old rape wagon"
by rustin g. October 2, 2007
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Douche wagon

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A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.
Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!
by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011
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Brazilian covered wagon

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The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.
(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!
by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011
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Rice Wagon

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Common name for import pickups, Rice Wagon
by Idaho Truck Guy May 1, 2012
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Fat Wagon

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Electric wheelchair provided by supermarkets and theme parks, used by people who are not actually disabled, just horribly and grossly fat.
I can't be bothered to walk around DisneyLand all day, I'm going to hire a fat wagon.
by LHP September 22, 2009
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