The most feared, and respected vehicle known to man. Legend has it, the wagon is the only 4x4 to travel to the mythical West Sawgrass rd, and live to tell the tale.
by Greatest of the danes June 20, 2018
by the wagonater900 July 21, 2010
The term wagon has yet to find a home among the english lanugage, though scientists are hopeful one day its meaning will be discovered
these shoes are wagons, thats a wagon of a hair cut, how was the party oh it was ok a bit of a wagon to be honest.
by the offical english language October 24, 2011
One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*
Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."
2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."
2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
by BoycottTheSocks&Sandals August 18, 2018
Short for "Bandwagon." The Wagon refers to cheering for a specific sports team, often for sports gambling purposes. Cheering hard for a team can entail, getting more people "on the wagon," steaming the wagon, "throwing coal on the fire," and "pushing the wagon."
Who wants to get on the Steelers wagon with me?
Comon guys! The Dodgers game is tonight. Get on the wagon!
Comon guys! The Dodgers game is tonight. Get on the wagon!
by Milt Deezy May 10, 2007
random insult used specifically in greet, england, generally used as an insult however no real terms of use, however generally used at the end of someones name. e.g padwaggon, lizzwaggon. sometimes used as a stand alone insult.
Example 1:
person 1:hi
person1:......
Person 1: oi
Person 1: oi padwaggon
Example 2:
Person 1: go rag ur mum
Person 2:stfu u wagon
person 1:hi
person1:......
Person 1: oi
Person 1: oi padwaggon
Example 2:
Person 1: go rag ur mum
Person 2:stfu u wagon
by B-O-J February 22, 2007
by Cellardoor May 31, 2005