Cardiff Walkie

When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.

You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?

by Steamboat Baz December 7, 2006

Walkie-no-talkie

Accidental cell phone calls to your friends caused by buttons being pressed when your phone is in your pocket, purse etc.

Hey, Jill. You called me yesterday in the morning. I could hear your muffled voice in conversation. You were giving me the walkie-no-talkie.

by Smiller February 5, 2007

wii-wacked

when a waist height child is struck by a wii controller accidently while adults are tring to play

stay back addison or your gonna get wii-wacked

we were bowling on wii last night and my niece got wii-wacked

by crawdaddy35 March 30, 2009

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

wacker

A fire-person who is overly enthusiastic about the fireservice.

For example the guy with way too many blue lights on his truck or the guy who always wears gay fire shirts.

by Ryan March 30, 2004

pud wacker

A dude who masterbates all the time.

Chad is such a pud wacker.

by iulawboy July 28, 2004