vuvuzealot

individuals who blow their vuvuzela continuously without cessation often in/at inappropriate places/times.

The vuvuzealot ruined my brother's bar mitzvah.

Was he the same guy from your baby shower?

Yes. I hate him.

by Joseph Boldy June 21, 2010

rusty vuvuzela

like the rusty trombone only difference is its performed during the world cup

after spain's world cup win i was saddened wit the fact i gotta wait 4 more years til my next rusty vuvuzela

by sj_007 July 13, 2010

Vuvuzela

To initially like something and think it's funny but only to find it annoying as hell within a few short moments. Finally, the annoyance to be taken up by worlds population and dominate the world for years...

Vuvuzela

by Awesome Gooner July 4, 2010

Vuvuzela Lips

"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.

A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.

by fuckyoubuddy June 19, 2010

Vuvuzelized

The head-aching result of listening to a Vuvuzela for more than five seconds.

Many people get vuvuzelized during a soccer game at the 2010 World Cup.

by smithdog10 June 30, 2010

You have just been vuvuzeled

To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.

Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!

by Ma brother fifjk July 12, 2010

Vuvuzela

A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.

1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'

Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'

2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela

by Stephen Fry-pan June 19, 2010