Vulvanator

A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.

Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.

by tactrash May 13, 2008

vulvalic

of or pertaining to the female genitalia. (the feminine form of phallic)

"that hibiscus painting is so vulvalic"

by Roxanne Desira August 6, 2003

vulvo

An automobile that only a woman would buy or drive (e.g., a winner of Consumer Reports' Best-Buy and JD Powers' Highest-Reliability ratings; typically a five-door hatchback with extra safety features, excellent gasoline mileage, under 120 horsepower, and a roomy interior for stowing and carrying several dozen pieces of gear.)

Irritated by her husband's purchase of an icky Dodge Hemi Challenger as his everyday car, Irma resolved to buy a vulvo for her personal use.

by Sir Rantsalot December 11, 2009

Vulva

The vertical smile.

Teacher: can anyone tell me what a vulva is?
student: Me!
teacher: ok, howie.
student now know as howie: it's a car, my parents drive vulvas.
Teacher: Wrong, your thinking of a Volvo.

by drow_in_wasteland September 10, 2014

people with vulvas

Politically correct definition for non-binary pussy owner

People with vulvas include women, non-binary and transgenders

by dildo777 July 31, 2022

Aqua Vulva

An aftershave used by women after they finish shaving their "private area."

A man uses Aqua Velva after he shaves his face. A woman uses "Aqua Vulva" after she shaves her crotch.

by Nickel Man can't stop. April 5, 2011

poopy cunt vulva

a poopy cunt vuvla is used to refer to a female who is
a.) a slut
b.) a bitch
c.) a dirty skeezy whore

it is also used as a term of endearment among close friends

Miriam is such a poopy cunt vulva for sleeping with nancy's boyfriend.

Hey poopy cunt vuvla you look hot in that dress.

by DJ AlmondJoy May 1, 2009