Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.
"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."
OR
A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
OR
A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
by fuckyoubuddy June 16, 2010
Get the Vuvuzela mug.after spain's world cup win i was saddened wit the fact i gotta wait 4 more years til my next rusty vuvuzela
by sj_007 July 13, 2010
Get the rusty vuvuzela mug.Related Words
To initially like something and think it's funny but only to find it annoying as hell within a few short moments. Finally, the annoyance to be taken up by worlds population and dominate the world for years...
Vuvuzela
by Awesome Gooner July 4, 2010
Get the Vuvuzela mug."Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by fuckyoubuddy June 19, 2010
Get the Vuvuzela Lips mug.A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.
1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'
Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'
2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'
2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
by Stephen Fry-pan June 19, 2010
Get the Vuvuzela mug.A sexual act in which a partner, while performing cunnulingus on a female, blows vigorously into the vagina. The reciever then screams out annoyingly, thus becoming the vuvuzela.
Person #1: Hey man, why were you blasting the South Africa World Cup game this morning?
Person #2: No dude, I was making my girl a vuvuzela last night.
Person #1: Oh, that explains that it.
Person #2: No dude, I was making my girl a vuvuzela last night.
Person #1: Oh, that explains that it.
by Webster and Merriam June 28, 2010
Get the Vuvuzela mug."Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by fuckyoubuddy June 21, 2010
Get the Vuvuzela Lips mug.