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Vulcan Gooch Grip 

Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.
The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.
Vulcan Gooch Grip by darkass November 22, 2005
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Vulcan Prayer 

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.
I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink
Vulcan Prayer by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010

Vulcan Smoking

Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.
"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"

"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."

"You're a nerd."

"No, I'm a trend setter."
Vulcan Smoking by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009

Vulcan Three 

Executing a high five but using the Vulcan Salute. An average high five is transformed into an awesome expression of gratitude and hope. "Live long and prosper." It is rumored that for every Vulcan Three executed, Leonard Nimoy lives one extra second.
Man 1: "Dude, I just got a full academic ride to M.I.T."

Man 2: "No way! Congrats man! (Offers the Vulcan Three)
Man 1: (Slaps with the Vulcan Three, then reflects) "Man, we really are nerds."
Vulcan Three by Lt.JDMBACPA February 18, 2014

vulcan starfish clit rubber 

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.
I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....
vulcan starfish clit rubber by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

Vulcan Taint Pinch 

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"
Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

Vulcan Fingers

When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.
Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.