Voted Democrat

Slang for a fart.

Hey it stinks in here! Who voted Democrat?

by Phat Buoy November 15, 2020

pollen vortex

Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph

Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off

by JF725Rock May 14, 2015

anal vortex

Feeling unwillingly obliged to look at someone's butt crack that happens to be hanging out. You may wish to warn a friend so that they do not fall into the vortex.

Joe: Anal Vortex at 12 o' clock!
Tim: Thanks Joe.

by Derek 09 January 1, 2009

VORTEC

A General Motors Engine that creates a miniature Vortex in the Firing cylinder to allow better a fuel/air mixture. VORTEC stands for "VORtex TEChnology" and it delivers more power and better fuel economy (even in Chevy's Monster 8.1 Liter V8), and it is reliable and easy to maintain. found in V6's and V8's. Often misspelled as vortech.

Man 1: Dude, why does your truck get better gas mileage than my Ford?
Man 2: Because I have a VORTEC under the hood.

by Derek I. September 5, 2008

Vortext

When you're texting (via your cell phone or an IM program on your computer) and you're being bombarded with legitimate texts from other people (ie you're stuck in multiple conversations, and can't seem to respond to one without at least one or two more sending you messages while you're trying to respond to a first message).

"All three of my girlfriends were online and they were vortexting me like crazy. I almost said the wrong thing to the wrong girlfriend!"

by Biofungus November 25, 2009

YouTube Vortex

The phenomenon that occurs when a friend shows you a YouTube video that reminds you a video that then reminds them of a video that then reminds you of a video...

"I was over at Chadrick's house last night and we got caught in a YouTube Vortex."

youtube loop

by General Larry Platt February 10, 2010

Delco Vortex

A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.

"Now that you have your PhD., did you get that great job?"

"No, the Delco Vortex held me back."

by Slovakchick March 25, 2019