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Volunteer job seeker

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
by Split1234 January 10, 2014
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Volunteer Editors

The annoying plebs probably stuck at home with coronavirus on Urban Dictionary that WILL NOT ACCEPT MY SUBMISSIONS.
Volunteer Editors: Oh look, a perfectly good urban dictionary submission that is 10x better than half of the words on this website.
Volunteer Editors: *click no*
Me: WHYYYYYY
by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020
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People of volume

Fat people or as they like to be called, "plus sized"
plus sized? Nah, I prefer saying people of volume
by TornadoGordo October 24, 2019
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volume nazi

A person who insists that the volumn is too loud . Usually the above posseses the remote control . Also playing with the mute button to talk while a show is on.
Turn up the tv show you fuckin volume nazi. And shut the fuck up for a little while
by sasquatch luke April 4, 2007
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voluntell

(verb) To unwittingly volunteer someone's services without allowing them the oportunity to decline.

Variations: voluntelling, voluntold
"Who are we gonna get to finish copying and collating the TPS reports?"

"I'll voluntell Steve to take care of it."
by Nick Rassenti July 26, 2007
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Volume Control

The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.
Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!
by LoRes September 30, 2008
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