Voldemort

Villain from the Harry Potter series. He is a dark lord, but contrary to popular belief, he is not THE Dark Lord. He has nowhere near the power or terror of Morgoth Bauglir or Sauron the Abhorred. He is also a total pussy when compared to Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, or frankly any darth.

Teenager: Voldemort is the greatest villain of all time!!!
Twentysomething adult: Yeah, sure he is....

by klopek007 February 22, 2010

Voldemort

Evil villain in Harry Potter. For a long time he wasn't human, because his use of many a Horcrux. Not many people know this, but properly pronounced "VOL-de-more." You know, the French way.

Harry Potter Fan: "Hey guys! Voldemort hates Dumbledore! He's afraid o' him er something!

by Marty Potter August 14, 2005

Voldemort

A.K.A. He-who-must-not-be-named
A.K.A. You-know-who
A.K.A. The Dark Lord
A.K.A. Tom Malvoro Riddle

The main bad guy in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Voldemort tried to Kill Harry as a baby, but instead, he almost was destroyed by this act

by Lara October 17, 2003

voldemort

the sourse of all evil.
seeDick Cheney

thanks to voldemort, 2600 american soldiers are dead.

by Jonathan Holmes September 06, 2006

Voldemorting

A game two men play when they both need to pee.

1. Both achieve a pee boner.

2. They "dock" their penises together.

3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.

***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***

'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'

by Ryan Lueck July 07, 2017

voldemort

you like harry potter like me yay

voldemort

by WhatToPut-? September 08, 2021

Voldemort

While doing doggy style and the her anus is exposed, take the index finger of your right hand and insert it into her anus and while bearing your weight down on her scream, "I CAN TOUCH YOU NOWWW"

Jane : "I think my boyfriend is a Harry Potter fan"

Jessica : "Why do you think so?"

Jane : "Last night my boyfriend voldemorted me"

by Thesneakyfinger March 03, 2018