post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

by The Farterman August 27, 2011

Flatulence

Defined as a gaseous or sometimes solid emission orgionating and blown from the anus that causes an adverse reaction from anyone in the vicinity. See Fart, or Bust Ass.

"Bobby was flatulent that night and scared away the ladies."

by Jeff S November 9, 2003

Vawulence

A wicked attack which comes with PAINS in an aggressive way.

Lukaku served vawulence to the Chelsea fans after scamming them.

by Tenzy July 10, 2022

Cranial Flatulence

crude definition:"brain fart"

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"

by Krystra August 31, 2013

Lucid Flatulence

When you fart in your sleep, and smell it in your dream.

I was having the best dream, satisfying three beautiful ladies at the same time(feeding them Ben & Jerry's in bed, what else?), and suddenly smelled a bad fart and instantly realized I had farted in real life in my sleep and was smelling it in my dream. ....since this explained the ladies not minding at all, or noticing, I simply made note of the lucid flatulence, put down the ice cream, and had my way with the three of them.
E. Benson Feb 4th 2021

by FastBenson February 4, 2021

CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.

Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023

courageous flatulence

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.

Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.

by Shakesmear May 11, 2022