varkfokker

the afrikaans for pig fucker, effective when slagging anyone off

the idiot who drove into my car is a varkfokker

by T4FF3R January 16, 2008

varkas

usually a street term, where i live in boston, it means homo, fag, or faggot

your so fucking varkas!

by tyrel johnson February 21, 2007

vark

when someone has a blond moment or brain fart; also accompanied by the "vark scale" (see "vark scale")

"Man that was so dumb. That was like a 10 on the vark scale"

by Mr. Martin's 1st period March 28, 2009

vark

We have this saying around these parts and we thought that it would be nice to share this with our funny word-loving friends. It's called "varking", and it's a verb.

To vark. First, a little history: there was a very famous dog around here a year or so ago that liked to sniff around alot, and when she did, she looked just like an aardvark. She would poke and sniff for hours in this aardvark position, and we started calling this action "aardvarking" and later shortened it to "varking". So if you ever find yourself walking around, looking at something here and some other thing there or not really anything much at all...well you can say that you are varking!

by Ned Sneed February 10, 2004

vlart

A fart that smells of vomit. May be caused after eating vodka combined with vodka rigatoni.

Not to be confused with Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Chris: "Eww what the fuck Oie, did you just puke and shit at the same time? That shit smells like a bearded clam."

Oie: "Ha! No, Chris! I just vlarted a little"

Chris: "Ewww, get the fuck out of my room... you don't have all vowels in your name!"

by GaryBusey February 5, 2009

vark

short for aardvark (a piglike animal of African origin belonging to the order Tubulidentata).

Varks are anteaters.

by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010

vark

A vark (pronounced fark, or farkuh for the plural varke) is a person who drives like a maniac, belches, farts or swears loudly in public, picks on the little guys (if you catch my drift) or beats his girlfriend. There are lots of similarities between varke and townies, but they aren't as distinctive in clothing as townies are, which makes them so much scarier. The literal meaning of vark is pig. Varke could be anybody, even your next-door neighbour, or your brother in jail.

*After a belch* "Sies jou vark!" (Shame on you, you vark!)
Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)

by Kobus December 18, 2005