Violist

A person in orchestra who only has one braincell

Orchestra director: HOLD IT

VIOLAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAY QUIETER THE VIOLINS HAVE MELODY
Violists: .... UHHHHHHHH wat

by Yukine-kun January 27, 2020

Virginist

A virginist is someone who chooses to die after a whole life of abstinence. Having never had sex once in their entire life, a virginist is one of the saddest and most pathetic excuses for a human being.

"Was the Virgin Mary really a virgin? No, she was a virginist."

by Ren Hitaro September 23, 2009

Virginist

A person whose politicial views and or activities force them to stay a virgin.

A: Hey John did you know that Kyle was marching with that ***movement.
B: Yeah bro, he is a virginist.

by PureHeartInnocentSoul July 31, 2018

violist

Someone who picked up the viola because an older sibling or relative played the instrument or because they wanted to be different.
Either underwhelming or a super try-hard
Synonym: retard

Amanda needs to jump start her car because she left her door open all night. What a fucking violist.

by jfishy10c December 22, 2018

Villainist

A person/s that usually prefer the villain over the protagonist in most forms of media.

Oh, you’re a Villainist? Same.

by KingofHypocrites April 29, 2020

violint

An additive to describe the want to hug violins

I am feeling very violint today…

by Skjamsa October 3, 2021

Violist

A joke.

P1: Hey you know the new guy?
P2: Yeah he is a violist
P1: Oh dear god, hope he gets well soon

by SeiyaIdk August 25, 2023