piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

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Vineyard Vines

Clothes for douchebags.

Omg is that guy wearing Vineyard Vines? What a douche.

by hippieyogi December 10, 2016

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vinegar tits

A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.

Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

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anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.

by afcb stu October 7, 2006

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Salt & Vinegar

1 - a comman flavoring for crisps
2 - a slang term for wank and finger

1 - ' can you pass me a packet of salt & vinegar '
2 - 'what did you do with him/her' 'only salt & vinegar '

by sexbomb5000! October 17, 2009

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Vinegar Salt

Ghetto way of asking for Oil & Vinegar, Salt & Pepper when ordering a sub at Subway or Publix...

Sandwich Artist: "Anything else on that?"

Ghetto Customer: "Gimme sum of dat der vinegar salt"

Sandwich Artist: "You mean oil & vinegar, salt & pepper?"

Ghetto Customer: "Yeah dat stuff"

by J Dawg82 May 25, 2009

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