vent sponge

the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.

guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.

by ExactlyWhoYouThinkItIs November 2, 2009

Vent Slayer

Someone who jerks off into air conditioning vents.

Yeah man, Jared is a total vent slayer lol.

by Spunnar August 6, 2017

Vent Sex

Participating in fornication via relay voice messaging on Ventrilo.

"Im so fucking horny want to have vent sex?"
"Im already stroking my cock, OVER"
"Do you want me to come over?"
"Yes I want you to come! OVER"
"No, do you want me to come over? Why do you keep ending all your sentences in over?"
"Why do I keep ending all my sentences in what? OVER"

by iheartbeer December 2, 2009

vent-scooter

The person or thing in the air vent, in a movie, when the main character goes into the vent. Mostly found in horror films.

Shouting at screen: Oh my god! Run! The vent-scooter's gonna get you!

by pineapplex February 7, 2010

vent the bear

A means of letting a fart pass by a poop that isn't ready to come out of your butt.

I have to poop but I can't, so I'm going to have to vent the bear.

by brown bear79 October 12, 2013

VENT TIME

When your parents are either fighting/arguing/discussing in the basement, their room etc...
And you want to listen in but the only way is through the vent. This is known as Vent Time.

*hears parents arguing* 🎶"VEEENNTTT TTTIIMMMEEE"🎶

Parents are fighting again, time to do Vent Time.

by Ajluv June 8, 2017

Vent Camping

The act of venting and hiding for an indefinite time in the game "Among Us". The goal of this strategy is to wait until someone is right over the vent to kill then immediately going back in the vent. This strategy is used mainly by new players who are trying to not act suspicious, but are usually voted out instantly for not having a solid alibi.

Yellow: Where is the body?

In Electrical Right Over the Vent :Blue
Yellow: Where was everybody?

I was with Green :Blue

He was: Green
Yellow: I was with Orange
Yellow: Red, where were you

In ....ummm.. Medbay? :Red
Yellow: LIES I was there with orange

Yeah I saw yellow do scan :Orange
Yellow: I think you were vent camping

Wait NO :Red
Yellow: The jig is up TIME TO DIE

by TheSerperiorMaster October 5, 2020