the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010
Get the (the) vending machine mug.A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004
Get the STD Vending Machine mug.The first acronym refers to 'very erotic, non-intrusive sex', a method created by sexperts to make use of every move, touch and whisper to highten sexual orgasm without penetration!
The second one is short for 'non-ejaculatory, multiple orgasm', for 'preemies', or as you might already know it men who suffer from 'pre-ejaculate' (PE) disorder.
Both techniques are useful for ESO (extended sexual orgasm), which itself is synonym for 'moregasm'/ 'longasm'/ 'maxigasm'/ slowie... as VENIS is also synonym for what is known as 'dry orgasm', or 'braingasm' and NEMO, for 'bigasm'!
The second one is short for 'non-ejaculatory, multiple orgasm', for 'preemies', or as you might already know it men who suffer from 'pre-ejaculate' (PE) disorder.
Both techniques are useful for ESO (extended sexual orgasm), which itself is synonym for 'moregasm'/ 'longasm'/ 'maxigasm'/ slowie... as VENIS is also synonym for what is known as 'dry orgasm', or 'braingasm' and NEMO, for 'bigasm'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
Get the VENIS/ NEMO mug.A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion
While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.
by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009
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a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.
a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.
Lady 1: "These are being given away in AS IT IS CONDITION on first-cum-first serve basis."
Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."
Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."
by Weasel11 July 31, 2009
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dave: Hey man what’s up!
chink: Yo bro nm just praying for my religion, Venislam!!
dave: YO. That’s sick bro! you’re so swag. i should convert!
chink: Yo bro nm just praying for my religion, Venislam!!
dave: YO. That’s sick bro! you’re so swag. i should convert!
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