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taco vendor

a dirty mexican/lebanese terrorist who is an illegal immigrant who is married to one or more men with abnormally small penii and sell tacos on the street for sex with transvestites
That Jeremy over there is such a taco vendor!
by tmoney 13rotha May 2, 2009
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Vendor Trash

Items in World of Warcraft that are no good to sell in the Auction House, in order to profit from their selling you have to sell them to a vendor.
Dude you better sell that vendor trash to the general goods supplier.
by Kris Burgess June 29, 2008
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scar vendor

Any amateur tattoo artist that distributes and sells tattoos either without a proper liscence, or without credible experience. A tattoo from a scar vendor will typically become infected or it may not be what one originally wanted.
Friend: Dude, what's all that shit on your arm? It looks like someone took a belt-sander to your skin.
You: The fuckin' scar vendor on 3rd street messed my tattoo up.
by Tristan A. February 19, 2007
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the beer vendor

While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.
We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.
by MrPinky September 23, 2011
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vendor meal

having to buy a meal out of a vending machine
I worked late and the only thing i could find to eat was a vendor meal
by erica nybor August 2, 2008
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vendor session

when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress
Catherine was so stressed out she went to the canteen and had a vendor session
by clairebennetts August 19, 2008
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