vermin magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting ugly, undesirable women.

With his fan club of 300-pounders, Randy is a real vermin magnet.

by demander January 17, 2003

Vermilion Dollar Lips

Term; for modern lip augmentation or model like lips. A play on wealth and beauty social cosmetic lip presentation.

That model had vermilion dollar lips.

by Dr. Lips January 26, 2009

Vermilion Boat Cover

Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.

A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.

Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

Vermilion

When someone can’t pronounce vermicelli from a Vietnamese restaurant, and calls it vermillion.

I had pork vermilion for dinner tonight.

by Word that make you laugh October 21, 2020

Vermin Supreme

Awesome dude who should be elected president of the United States of the imperial confederation of the federatory united USA states of America and Alabama

Vermin Supreme 2024

by Verminssupreme2024 November 7, 2020

Vermicious Knid

NOUN: A fictional extremely aggressive extraterrestrial lifeform that's spoken about in "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator"
It's origins are the fictional planet of "Vermes" that's 53,100,000,000km (32,994,810,307 miles) away from our sun.

"Oh no, A vermicious kind!" said an astronaut before being brutally devoured by one.
"While The Shlarps were exploring the galaxy, they encountered a Vermicious Knid group that was their inevitable end"

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

lap vermin

The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.

Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!

by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009