Vely

Hottest person alive and everybody wants her. She's also totally loving and friendly

Vely is honestly just awesome

by ramdomsimp_ November 28, 2021

Valkyrie

A female Wingman, specifically helping male friends get the ladies.

Valkyrie: Alright James, totally gonna go to the bar and we're gonna get you laid tonight.

by i.p.friely September 22, 2011

velkro

when a man is known to carry a gun

i stay strapped like velkro

by krazie kris March 9, 2008

white valkyrie

The female definition to white knight

Man, this girl asked me out and as soon as I said no she said she'd expose me, such a white valkyrie

by Memeconnoisseur1 July 2, 2019

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Facebook Valkyrie

When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.

*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.

Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"

by chicken hawk 105 January 22, 2011

Operation Valkyrie

Verb. To ejaculate you in her eye while yelling in German gibberish. The resulting ocular injury will result in the wearing of an eye patch similar to Tom Cruise's in Operation Valkyrie - http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Tom-Cruise-Valkyrie.jpg

Tom: How did that date go last night?
Ben: Ausgezeichnet!
Tom: What?
Ben: Let's just say that Operation Valkyrie was in effect.

by tBCSeattle January 6, 2009